I’ve been thinking lately about the changes that have come about since your arrival. A few that stand out include:
1) The ability to wet my pants with a single sneeze (cold season is sure to be a blast this year!).
2) Instead of make up I sport spit up daily which goes with everything and is much easier to apply.
3) I’ve had to fork over a small fortune to replace ill fitted work clothing with roomier, stretchy apparel to accomodate a chunkier version of myself.
However, in addition to my hips spreading to ghastly proportions, so has my heart to a degree I did not imagine possible. So I would just like to say thank you little Olive for choosing me to be your mommy. I would endure a lifetime of peed pants, spit up, and mom jeans if it means having you around. You’re lovely!