Let’s be merry while we may, innocent and happy Fay!
Elves were made for gladness!
Rugged, unassuming, vehicle capable of transporting as many as a troop of elves, gnomes, and dwarves who prefer to travel in packs. Your charitable donation will allow an entire community to continue in their magical exploits, making dreams a reality, healing sick children, bringing light to those who suffer in darkness, and a myriad of other essential contributions that are too many to enumerate. The photograph above is an example of the type of vehicle that has met the needs of the effort before the timing belt and the clutch gave out. The complexity of the repair work is far beyond even the most powerful magicks of the spirit world requiring us to search for a replacement. If you can help, please submit your contact information to the night owl who frequents the city zoo. Thank you for your time kind reader. May your days remain playful and free from worry.
WANTED: Reliable Pick Up