If Confucius were a modern day road warrior your fortune might have sounded something like this:
“Do not stay behind the clunker spewing black smoke.”
or,
“Beware the DUI cyclist dressed all in black as he pedals home from the pub at nightfall.”
maybe even,
“Sometimes a simple lane change can improve your outlook and overall mood.”
Care to add any?
Square One Notes 
Keep your car clear of people stopped in middle of street taking their own picture.
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Ha ha ha! Especially in the snow!
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The driver in front of you is an idiot. No argument.
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LOL, thanks for the addition Mark!
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Haha anytime!
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Credit to Doug Larson for this one –
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
I like it!
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I do too! Nice addition! Thanks
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