Creepy Crawly Conundrum

We left our 8 legged protagonist in a dark cupboard. He knew something was amiss. If you’re confused see yesterday’s post, The View From Here.

An Edited iPhone Snap of Oliva's T-shirt

An Edited iPhone Snap of Oliva’s T-shirt

Blinded By The Light

Suddenly there was a sensation of movement, being transported through time and space then plunk a settling down of sorts on a cold counter top. A train whistle (?) sounding off confirms that all is not right with the world. And then…nothing. I’m not sure what happened, to say it plainly. I was in this dark place one minute and the next thing I remember is being shot out like a cannon ball, soaring through the air with grace, I can only hope. There was this beautiful bright light, no not the electric variety more of a glow, a feeling, I felt light, I was light. Now I seem to be invisible as does my web design. But I guess it doesn’t really matter because I’m not that interested in food anymore. I lost my appetite somewhere along the way. Wait, I recognize that song playing in the background…

Is that…

The Who?

[creepy…crawly…creepy…crawly….creepy creepy crawly crawly]

Yes it is The Who! And, what’s this? Wow look there’s my mom and dad! And my uncle, niece and nephews. They don’t respond when I say hello, they don’t look at me at all. It’s as if they are staring right through me. Then my brother stands before everybody, looking uncharacteristically formal and somber before saying,

“Boris wasn’t a materialistic spider, he was more than satisfied with simple comforts; a cupboard to sleep in, a safe place to create his prized web designs…”

That’s an odd way to talk about me, as though I’m not even here. Could this be a dream, a joke maybe?

****to be continued****

 

  One thought on “Creepy Crawly Conundrum

  1. NotAPunkRocker
    April 2, 2014 at 5:25 am

    As soon as I saw “The Who” I knew where this was going. Awesome!

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    • April 2, 2014 at 7:52 am

      Thanks Sheena, I really appreciate that!

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  2. April 2, 2014 at 6:53 am

    I Won’t Get Fooled Again is the song, Boris.

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    • April 2, 2014 at 7:55 am

      🙂 stay tuned for the season finale with a Tina Fey cameo! Not really. Yes, conclusion. No, Tina Fey. Unless…let me make a few phone calls and see what I can do Mark.

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      • April 2, 2014 at 9:11 am

        Hi Tina? Natalie on the line. How’d you like a post-Muppets-career-spike with a cameo next to Boris?

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      • April 2, 2014 at 4:10 pm

        Looks like she’s screening her calls, Mark. No word back yet. Fingers crossed. Best, Natalie M 🙂

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  3. April 2, 2014 at 7:07 am

    Spidey rules!

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  4. April 2, 2014 at 7:56 am

    Agreed! And dare I add “rocks” as well? Yes I dare: Spidey rocks!

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  5. April 2, 2014 at 11:59 am

    The first picture also reminds me of Batman.
    And apropos space and time – I’ve been watching Dr Who this evening

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    • April 2, 2014 at 4:11 pm

      Perfect! I like it when the stars align in this way Ninna!

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