In Defense of Socks

My pal Mark Bialczak is currently experiencing some static regarding footwear/sock combinations. If you’re a regular around here you know that I go a little shoe crazy at times with the lens. I posted this shot:

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This one:

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And this one:image

And this one:
date nightI could go on, and on, and on. My name is Sandra and I’m a shoe pirate.

Yesterday I hippity hopped across our lawn with Oliva in tow delivering a basket of goodies to a neighbor. On our return again through our lawn I regretted my choice of footwear as I flipped and the Godzilla of bees flopped between my foot and the sole of my sandal. “Mommy, what does son of a b*@#$ mean?”

The moral of the story:

1) Socks and sandals might have prevented this unfortunate most painful experience.

2) The easter bunny has a potty mouth.

Hope you all had a great weekend!

 

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  One thought on “In Defense of Socks

  1. April 21, 2014 at 8:13 am

    We are sock people! Son of a bees is no swear at all, Sandra. 🙂

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    • April 21, 2014 at 11:45 am

      Three cheers for team socks! 🙂

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      • April 21, 2014 at 12:31 pm

        We have the easiest team uniform to conform ever, Sandra. White socks is all we need to match!

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  2. April 21, 2014 at 8:24 am

    Nice shoes and nice socks! Absolutely! >:D

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    • April 21, 2014 at 11:45 am

      Thank you Ninna! Wish I had my socks on yesterday!

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      • April 21, 2014 at 12:25 pm

        Keep them at hand all the time!!! O_o

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  3. NotAPunkRocker
    April 21, 2014 at 8:53 am

    I’ll one up you and say my socks don’t ever match. If they do, it’s a coincidence!

    I love your shoes!

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    • April 21, 2014 at 11:46 am

      That’s awesome! I’ll bet you have some colorful pairs in your collection too!

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  4. April 21, 2014 at 8:55 am

    Haha! At least Olivia will have a broad vocabulary!

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    • April 21, 2014 at 11:47 am

      It will be colorful, Catherine. That is for sure!

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  5. April 21, 2014 at 10:58 am

    I like the whimsical style in your writing. The images were fab. Thanks for sharing!

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    • April 21, 2014 at 11:48 am

      Thank you so much for stopping by and commenting! I appreciate your thoughtful feedback. Stop by anytime!

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  6. April 21, 2014 at 11:31 am

    I read it Godzilla of “beers,” and had a visual of you dropping a 40 of malt liquor on your foot. But bees are much worse. I have melissophobia: fear of beers and wasps. Also, these pics look like they should be on the WordPress site “toemailers.” They love feet and shoe shots. And not in a creepy way…

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    • April 21, 2014 at 11:52 am

      Hahaha! You thirsty Kerbey? I wish it was a 40 but no unfortunately it was the mothra of bees. Have any suggestions on relieving the sting? Maybe I should try a 40? The pain woke me up at 2am. Stupid bee.

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      • April 21, 2014 at 11:55 am

        I’m no help here. Last year I got stung by a wasp on my arm and it swelled up and turned red for two weeks. I was even prettier than usual. Things that sting are the devil.

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  7. lundygirl
    April 21, 2014 at 1:27 pm

    Ooh that is horrible. I’ve been stung by bees three times in my life – once when merrily walking barefoot across grass. I still go barefoot but I look where I’m treading!

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    • April 21, 2014 at 2:55 pm

      Know of any home remedies for the discomfort? The sting is still hanging on.

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      • lundygirl
        April 22, 2014 at 1:54 am

        I got some cream from the Chemist! No home remedies I’m afraid – sorry. Hope the sting goes away soon.

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  8. April 21, 2014 at 1:59 pm

    Poor bee! She died for your lack of sock.

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    • April 21, 2014 at 3:00 pm

      Yeah, if you’re keeping score at home that’s one bee and a spider. If I start to lose followers I’ll understand why.

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  9. April 21, 2014 at 2:16 pm

    Awww

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    • April 21, 2014 at 3:04 pm

      Yep, but really the poor bee got the worst of it.

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  10. April 23, 2014 at 4:48 am

    Loved the question

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    • April 23, 2014 at 7:44 am

      Unfortunately she has a great memory and dwells on questions like these until she’s satisfied with an answer.

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