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One For The Road

If Confucius were a modern day road warrior your fortune might have sounded something like this: “Do not stay behind the clunker spewing black smoke.” or, “Beware the DUI cyclist dressed all in black as he pedals home from the pub at nightfall.” maybe even, “Sometimes a simple lane change can improve your outlook and […]

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On Gardening and Goodbyes

My mom’s breathtaking hen and chicks. The frost claimed a lot of plant life this year; but my mom’s succulents are as beautiful as ever: In contrast, here’s what mine are looking like lately: Can anyone guess which picture depicts the hen and chicks that attempted to cross the road and landed in the hospital […]

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Stop Kissing Me

From the artist who brought you:┬áThe Crunchiest Tator-Tot┬ácomes her eagerly anticipated sophomore album: Stop Kissing Me! Featuring the following soon to be favorites: 1) Mama Don’t Trim My Bangs 2) These Shoes Feel Funny 3) You Can’t Catch Me 4) I Can Do It Myself 5) I Want Cake (for breakfast)

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Too Organic

Here’s what showed up in this week’s produce box: Begging the question, aren’t some things just a little too organic? These look like the same variety of ick that I’ve been removing from the yard this winter. It’s creepy the way they spring up out of nowhere in large numbers. This smug little guy is […]

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