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The Crunchiest Tator-Tot

Doesn’t this picture look like it should be an album cover? The soundtrack to your life so far…how would it go? Track 1: I Don’t Need a Nap Track 2: I Hate it When You Say No Track 3: The Crunchiest Tator-Tot And other soon to be classics! Love, Your Dorky Mama

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Unfortunate Endings

photo courtesy of freedigitalphotos.net where Carlos Porto generously shares his lovely work. It all started with a fortune-less cookie¬†an unfortunate cookie…what do you call a fortune cookie that has no fortune? A cookie? Anyway, we ordered take out one night and I ended up with the cookie that had no fortune, naturally. Since then R.E.M […]

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A Little Less Sparkle Please

Moped big time about going back to work (who could leave this sweet little face?). The weekend before the dreaded first day, I laundered a favorite dress and dusted off a pair of business casual shoes. Then I peered into my make-up bag and it all felt so surreal at that moment, like looking at […]

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Are The Depends Down This Aisle?

Olive I’ve been thinking lately about the changes that have come about since your arrival. A few that stand out include: 1) The ability to wet my pants with a single sneeze (cold season is sure to be a blast this year!). 2) Instead of make up I sport spit up daily which goes with […]

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