Unfortunate Endings

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It all started with a fortune-less cookie an unfortunate cookie…what do you call a fortune cookie that has no fortune? A cookie? Anyway, we ordered take out one night and I ended up with the cookie that had no fortune, naturally. Since then R.E.M broke up, Steve Jobs died, and the Simpsons are being eulogized in the headlines. The lesson is this: beware of the soul-less cookie who will never know his full potential and always feels empty inside. He’s a destructive little bugger!

8 replies to “Unfortunate Endings

  1. Fortune cookies are my favorite! I put great stock in them… Now I’m very afraid of the soul-less cookie… This was very clever, I loved it!

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